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Post by specialb on Apr 22, 2007 17:29:38 GMT -5
Tell your favorite stories you've heard about the greatest action hero in history CHUCK F'N Norris!!
Chuck Norris once ran around the world so fast that he punched himself in the back of the head.
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Post by The Dark Vampire on Apr 22, 2007 17:50:27 GMT -5
To retaliate for the attack he then ran backwards span around and slapped himself across the face
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Post by ChoKo on Apr 22, 2007 19:01:34 GMT -5
Chuck Norris plays Horseshoes....
...with his cock.
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Post by specialb on Apr 22, 2007 19:12:53 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once walked across the whole continent of Antartica wearing nothing but a muscle shirt, shorts and sandals
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Post by ChoKo on Apr 29, 2007 18:08:42 GMT -5
Chuck wipes his ass with a cheese grater.
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Post by specialb on May 1, 2007 16:26:03 GMT -5
The Titanic didn't hit a glacier it got hit with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Post by specialb on May 6, 2007 19:11:06 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can crush rocks into diamonds with his bare hands
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